The Things That Makes Us All Unique Are the Different Ways Our Bodies Deal With the Stuff We Put In Them. OR Why Is Grammar So Hard To Grasp?

Coffee. We all drink it. We all love it. Why? Recent studies have shown that caffeine gives you energy and the ability to stay up late. Reports indicate that people who drink coffee are 100% more likely to have a babe for a girlfriend. If you don't drink coffee, start now. You'll be a better person because of it. Of course, if you don't drink coffee, then you are not included in the previous statement: "We all drink it." Also, considered yourself ousted from the statement following that one: "We all love it." Though, I suppose, technically, you could not drink coffee and still love it. But that's ridiculous. If you love something, why not take advantage of it? As the old saying goes,

"If you love something, take advantage of it."
Ok, here's some stuff: Today I drank a pot of coffee in the morning, along with a small bowl of H-Nut C-O's (Honey Nut Cheerios to the layman). This has caused some interesting things to happen to me. I haven't eaten anything since, and am now beset with a bout of the shakes. My hands are all wiggly and my stomach is eating itself. These are the latest events in my body. My metabolism is currently at work, doing what it does best. I love my metabolic reactions. METABOLISM: CONVERTING STUFF IN YOUR BODY, ONE THING AT A TIME.

And for those of you who are cool, The OC was on yesterday. Did you love it? Let's just say this: Ryan + Shirtless Cage-fighting = RULES.

Christmas, hurry.