Jayne.

My Psychology 104 teacher is a funny lady. She's one of those ladies who could be a pretty normal average-sized person, but it's like any of the weight she has gained since her youth has made base camp around her middle and has given up trying to make it to either end. Her feet and calves are pretty ladylike, but around mid-thigh things start to expand. It grows exponentially until her hips, where the trend reverses and things proceed to get smaller up to her fairly normal shoulders and head. Of course, this is probably pretty common, but what makes her funny is that this applies not only when you look at her head-on, but from the ol' sideshot too. She looks a little like a square has been pulled at two opposite corners, flipped on the end of one of those corners and set to walk around. Sort of a human diamond wandering around. I like her.