Who's Special Now, Lance Bass?

It has been brought to my attention that somebody from NASA visited my site earlier today. If you are reading this and you are from NASA, we need to have a serious talk. Mostly we need to talk about why the heck you'd be here. I can't imagine the drivel here is beneficial in any way to the development of the space program you guys are so famous for. However, if you are here for reasons of recruitment or other astronautical reasons, please, by all means, continue to browse. If you want to reach me in order to begin my rigorous training, just leave a comment and we can get right down to brass tacks. Or space-age titanium tacks as the case may be.

Alright, moving on to more important and incredible matters. This is just awesome: guess who's running for President in '08?
If you guessed me, you're wrong, I'm not over 35 or whatever and I'm not even American. However, Christopher Walken is someone who is over 35 and who is American. (He's also the correct answer.) Isn't that wild? I'm not entirely sure if it's all legit, but the website seems pretty real, if you ask me. Could you imagine? When he's done there we'll all be wearing gold-plated diapers. I think my favorite memory of Walken is the SNL skit where he's the captain of a ship that got done in by an iceberg. I can only picture his presidential candidacy speech going something like his captaincy candidacy speech in that bit:

"Good morning, it's good to be here. I suppose I should start by addressing what's surely on all your minds: my record as a captain. I realize you probably know me best as the captain who sunk our ship and brought about this regrettable situation. I can see now that it was foolish to take a shortcut through Iceberg Alley when it was only going to shave 10, 15 minutes off our three-week trip. I can also admit that it was a mistake to use all the flares from this lifeboat to light my farts. I was trying to improve raft morale, but only succeeded in causing some pretty serious burn scars. Also, in regards to the past two nights, I'd like to apologize for the gay stuff."

Hoo boy. Pretty hilarious. Now there's a president to be proud of.
Plus, in order to solve international conflicts, all he'd have to do would be to stare at the world leaders with those freaky, piercing eyes of his. That would put an end to all the terror real quick-like.

Awesome.