A List of Fifty.

1. I have many books, most of which I haven't read.
2. I love those wee little cereal boxes for camping.
3. Lying comes far too naturally to me.
4. I have two hardcover journals that I write in.
5. I'm allergic to cats.
6. I bite my nails.
7. I look at my reflection too much.
8. Sometimes I only look at pictures to see myself in them.
9. I buy CD's with frightening regularity.
10. I once stole a wee iron-on patch from the Scouts Canada store.
11. I purchase my clothes predominantly from the Gap and Value Village.
12. My excuse is that "I just don't apply myself", but occasionally I wonder if I'm actually just dumb.
13. I can be a shameless flirt.
14. I read Time magazine, mostly for the Hollywoodish stuff on the second-to-last page.
15. I wish I could play the piano.
16. My middle name is Ryan.
17. I have a physical dependency on cola.
18. I can put on a believable intellectual facade.
19. I try hard to please everyone.
20. I don't like everyone, but I try to make them think I do.
21. I can be incredibly lazy.
22. I have a shy tooth on my lower jaw that hides behind the others.
23. On many days it is the case that I will only brush my teeth once.
24. When I was younger I used to put off going to the bathroom for as long as was humanly possible.
25. I should probably shower more.
26. Psoriasis of the scalp are a plague; and a burden I live with.
27. I love and hate being in charge.
28. I'm always right about things.
29. My opinion is generally the correct outlook.
30. This is number 30.
31. The only other time I stole something for real was when I accidentally walked out of a 7-11 with a Wunderbar in my pocket.
32. I hate watermelon. Actually, I pretty much hate all melons. Don't get me wrong, I want to like them, but I just can't.
33. I would love to get an English degree, I just don't know what I would do with it.
34. A spider just crawled on my foot. I killed it. Yuck.
35. Spiders are frustrating to me. Darn that spider that took out the Geo.
36. I cried when I had to move on to grade 2 because I loved my grade 1 teacher so much.
37. I own far too much clothing.
38. I have a lot of shoes, too.
39. My pinky finger on my left hand is hooked like a shepherd's staff.
40. I should've actually showered tonite.
41. Secretly I want to be celibate.
42. I'm a huge drama queen.
43. When I was a young lad, I was deathly afraid of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I had nightmares for years.
44. I don't feel like a very good story-teller.
45. I am terrible at receiving compliments.
46. I place my confidence in all the wrong things.
47. I can be pretty abstract.
48. My favorite all-time snack is a large glass of Iced Tea and two apples.
49. I am a horrible dancer.
50. I really like downtown. Downtown anywhere.

This list is getting too long.