A Small Piece of Advice

If anyone ever takes anything away from this blog, let it be this:

The distinction between nepotism and necrophilia is hugely important. Especially during job interviews that your uncle lined up for you.

Now that that's taken care of, let's move on to the less 'possibly-offensive' part of the post. Also known as the boring part. Also known as the better part of this entire blog. (That last sentence is also known as shameless self-deprecation so that, in a strange way, I feel better about myself.)

Wellllll, I guess there's not much else to say today. Bye now.