I'm a Shameful Boy.

So, I have to admit something. I've been watching The Bachelor for roughly two months now, and it's getting very close to the end of the season, and there is just something I really need to get off my chest.

Stephanie Hogan, the 36-year-old mother of one, and Christopher Bosh, the 6'10" father of Andrea Bargnani are the same person.



























Almost.

I mean, sure, she's white, short, has had one-too-many facelifts, and recently was denied a rose from Bachelor Jason Mesnick, and he is black, tall, naturally resembles a brontosaurus, and recently was denied a rose from Bachelor Jason Mesnick, but there are a lot of similarities.

Just look at the picture. See the cowboy hat? EXACTLY the same.