This Blog is NOT for Those Who Are Faint-Hearted.

I barfed the other night while at my cousins house. I started feeling really ill midway through the cinematic masterpiece that is "Armageddon" and I turned to my fiancee and said, "Hey, we gots to go. I'm'a puke all over this place." So, we started to take our leave, but luckily, just before we walked out, I said, "Hmmm, maybe I'll just stand here in the washroom for a second." Then, I stuck my head in the toilet bowl and barfed as everyone listened from around the corner.

It was then that I realized that I was not barfing into the toilet bowl at all, but rather into a HUMAN HEAD!