Winter Has a Few Conditions It Would Like To Discuss With You.

Hallow everyone.

Get it? It's like 'hello' but I wrote 'hallow' because it's almost Hallowe'en. Hallowarious.

Anyways, on to the important subject matter of the day: Winter Driving.
Winter Driving is number three on the top four 'Hardest Things to Remember How to Do Safely' list. Numbers one and two are Planned Building Implosions and Working for Monarch Framing, respectively. If you want to know what number four is, click here. Snow is often made of frozen liquid, which, when coming into contact with asphalt, causes a layer of frozen liquid to exist on top of said asphalt. This, being the layer of frozen liquid, creates hazardous driving conditions for all. Except for those guys in sweet foreign autos that can still drive 110 down the Whitemud without sliding all around when they try to stop for the people that are sliding around on the frozen liquid. (*Special Note* The guys I just mentioned don't exist.) In conclusion, avoid driving during the winter months. Stay at home, stay warm, stay dry, stay safe, stay sober, and most of all, stay straight.

From Daytona.