Monday, October 23, 2006

Hippocrates Ain't Tight.

How much longer 'til Christmas, you ask? Why, only a couple of months, friend. Not long at all.

Blogging is so useful. Our lives are being changed right now. DO YOU FEEL IT?

Ok, quick show of hands, how many peeps think winter needs to hold off for a while? The lovely weather yesterday reminded me that I don't want winter to come. Wouldn't it be great if we could each control the weather we experienced? I mean, it's not like we'd all have the same weather, of course, there'd be some technology in place that allows for different weather patterns to exist simultaneously, without affecting one another or the way the person who has selected that particular weather feels. Oh man. This would revolutionize everything. EVERYTHING. Think about it. Say you like winter (which, I realize, is really gay) and somebody else likes summer. You could be all bundled up in your stupid coat and hat and mitts, while they could be chillin' in their shorts and sleeveless shirt, enjoying a nice stroll through your snow-covered park (their relaxing green one), eating an ice cream cone.

Personalized weather zones. Changing your life, one high-pressure front at a time.
Whatever. That's a boring topic anyway.

I find myself rather hungry and out of blogging steam. Time for snacks and research. Two of the four humours. Snacks, research, black bile, and phlegm.

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