Biceps? More Like 'Whyceps'.

My friend John was telling me about some guy that he saw on TV who was so into steroids and muscle enhancing stuff that his biceps actually blew up. Apparently they got so big that the skin just couldn't keep it all together so they exploded. That's sick. He also said that previous to their explosion, his arms looked ridiculous. (Not that they didn't following their blowing up.) I guess they would be so huge and saggy when he didn't flex them because they had so much mass. That's so gross. I used to think having large muscles would rule, but not since I got told that story. Now I want to be a 90 pound weakling for life. NPWFL! Booyah! FOR LIIIIIIIFE!

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I worked with a guy who looked like that. His name was Jay. He was hilariously funny. He had this voice that he would employ whenever he was telling some sort of joke or trying to be funny. He sounded like George Bush when he did it. It made all of his jokes thousands of times more funny. Oh Jay...

Peas are not a good invention. They are mushy, green, smelly, small, and gross. The point of peas is an awful one. They are no good. They don't rule and aren't tight. Peas should be prohibited except in the case of a rolled ankle or bruised face.


















Life rules. I love people. I love the Lord.