This One's About My Wedding Song.

Look! A cartoon!

Sweet!

I'm probably going to try and get into the Major League in the next couple of years or so. It would look really sweet on my resume. How come everyone's always hatin' on baseball, by the way? Obviously it's some sort of inane jealousy issue Canada has with America. It's like, subconcsiously, we can't bear to see those Yanks love something with such an unbridled passion so we have to destroy it's worth and value immediately. It's too bad. I love baseball. We never get to watch it or play it. Oh well.