This Is One With a Lot of JPGs.

Well, I was right. That concert was awesome. I love DCFC. And hey, as a special bonus Franz Ferdinand didn't suck at all. In fact, I really enjoyed their half of the show.

And then the Oilers won. What a great day. Things were really looking rosy.

Today I had a big argument with my family. I don't really know why or what it was about, but I won. No, just kidding. I feel bad. Shucks. This is great material.

There were so many little girls at the Death Cab show that I was tempted to step on a number of them. They were ridiculous. Little mongrels. All screaming and giggly all over the place. It was almost too much for me to handle, and then IT happened. I was standing there, minding my own, when allasudden, I catch this section of a pre-tween conversation going on near me:
Mini-skank #1: "And then he was like, 'Well, pretty much I've had enough concussions that I can get them without even hitting my head on anything."

Mini-skank #2: "LOL!"

The girl said 'LOL' out loud. To her friend. The fact that she was quite obviously not laughing out loud completely stole any meaning from the cute little phrase. I mean that's almost as bad as saying 'WTF' while wearing a watch.

It was at that point that I realized the internet was a ridiculous beast that is going to eat the entire universe when it gets the chance.