This Is One About Keeping Your Expectations Low.

I went to a movie a while ago. It was Pride and Prejudice. I went with a couple of my cousins. Admittedly, three boys walking into that film might appear, on the surface, to have some sort of homoerotic air about it, but we are three staunchly heterosexual males. Anyways, to be honest, I wasn't expecting anything from that movie. I felt that the BBC already did an almost immaculate job of the tale, though it could've been longer, and I'm just not Keira Knightley's biggest fan. Judging from the trailers and the fact that Knightley was the star, I'd assumed I'd want my eleven bucks back, but, after seeing the film, I was pleasantly surprised to find I only wanted four, maybe five bucks back, tops. So, I guess what I want to say is Mr. Darcy rocks my world.

In the entertainment world, the Mr. Men and Little Misses celebrated 35 years of blissful existence today. I guess it just goes to show that even little, oblong-shaped men and women can outlive River Phoenix.

Sorry, that's not really where I wanted to go with that.

Ahh, well.