This Is One About 11 Sentences Too Long.

I'm not feeling very funny tonite.
I'll be honest, I'm not always the super hilarious genius you've all come to know and love. I have my down times, just like everyone else. Of course, my down times are still well beyond any normal person on a good day. But, that just comes with the territory. Heck, even on my worst day I'm funnier than Adam Sandler will ever be.

I'm also the humblest person I know. And I have the best grasp of irony of any of my friends. And I have great feet.

And my mom appreciates me.