Basically It's Winter... ON SPEED.

I've got a bunch of Jones Soda labels on the speakers on the top level of my bookshelf. I was thinking the other day, reminiscing about how for a while there everyone was in love with that beverage. I mean, people still have some hots for it, but it was the big, cool, hip thing for a bit back in the '98-'99 campaign. I guess I'm just a little older, and a little wiser.

Though speaking of old and wise, I guess it's finally time for me to admit to chewing on not only my pen lids, but probably yours too. Sorry. I just like how soft and nice they get after a good, long chew. Or no, I mean, "a reeaallll, looonng chew".
Hello, pen lid. I like the way you get squishy between my teeth.

HELLO, DAYTONA. I NO LONGER FIT PROPERLY.

Is anybody else totally cheesed at how much snow there now is? We were sooo close. Soooo frickin' close. And then it's like atomic winter strikes. Though, it's just regular winter. Plus, I probably meant nuclear winter anyway. Nuclear winter. Winter with super-powers. The power to freeze even liquids with really low freezing points. The power to cancel school for an entire week. The power to annoy the poop out of construction workers everywhere...

By the way, this is what I would look like with superpowers.