Setting a Poor Example.

Some days I have these dreams of becoming a big time internet celebrity. And then I realize that most big time internet celebrities are total dorkjobs with no hope of ever having a social life or friends. So, in conclusion, I'm ok with where I'm at.

I've been listening to The Sounds a bit lately and I think that everyone should do as I have done.

Also, is it ok for me to enjoy the Moulin Rouge soundtrack? And of course, I ask this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality to my credit.

Oh, hey, how come no one told me that the Oilers got Mike Peca? Good grief, that's totally awss. I've always loved Peca. Things are looking up this season. Except for that ridiculous trade for Pronger. That guy's like 80. Oh well. I will miss Brewer, though, he was the best looking Oiler, in my staunchly heterosexual opinion.

You know what's weird? The beach. It's like people think it's this gigantic bedroom with sand and water, where they can walk around comfortably without any clothes on. It kinda grosses me out a little. Especially those PDA-ers. It upsets me when they ignore my polite requests for the them to get a room, but then I remember that the STDs they contract will be their just desserts. Nothing like the classic STDDTPDAATB (Sexually Transmitted Disease Due To Public Displays of Affection At The Beach). Sickos.

I shouldn't have said that stuff about the STDs, that's not a subject to joke about. I'll leave it up as an example of what not to write a blog about.

Oi.