Can You Say 'Disturbing'?

Happiness abounds! Yesterday I learned of the engagement of two of my cousins. Waaaait for it....


TO EACH OTHER!



No, it's alright, though. Opposite sides, no worries. Although, did you know that 20% of the world's marriages are between first cousins? Things are looking up for most of you now, aren't they? You grossies. You disgust me.
(I bet a lot of you wondered how I would eventually slip my favorite statistic into my blog, eh? Well, wonder no more, ye wide-eyed wonderers, oh ye kings and vagabonds, I did it. It was inevitable, really.)

Yup, good stuff. Seriously, everyone is getting married. I'm almost feeling like I should just do it so the other married couples will think I'm cool. Maybe I will raffle myself off. Ok, no, let's just say that I am open to any proposals that should happen my way. If it pleases me enough, I will likely accept. I suppose I should mention that gender isn't much of an issue. Nor is blood. What I mean is, I really want to be a part of a unique statistic. It would be an honor to be among the 20%, heck, maybe our marriage would even be the one that pushes it over to 21. Wouldn't that be glorious! Maybe we could even be the originators of a new statistic: Marriages between male first cousins. Yuck.

Well, I'd say this post took a turn for the worse at about this point:
Happiness abounds!


It was really all downhill from there.

Looking forward to special children,

Daytona Splendor.