Revolutionary Veggies and Spiritual Essay Writing.

Man those guys over there sure are funny. Goodness.

If Nick Way had his way, he'd be drinking mugi-cha in a hammock in the back office. However, somehow he manages to channel his inner cha into incredible production techniques. If there was a way to describe the way Mr.Way operates, it would be 'the most efficient way.' When asked what vegetable he detested the most, Nick broke his peace and weighed in with a heavy sounding, "Green beans. They're revolting."

We're not sure what they're revolting against, but when the revolution's over, Nick will still be churning out the quality product he does so well. Twice a day, Nick bows before the inveterate image of a turtlenecked, bespectacled likeness of Steve Jobs. Mr. Way possesses an unwavering faith in all things Apple, but detests, (and we mean 'doesn't like') "crappy fonts.

"You can be happy, or you can be right. You can't be both." This, of course, is true. Unless you're Steve Jobs, or lucky enough to have Nick Way working on your project.

Good grief, I laughed and I laughed and I peed myself.

Well, I have done it again. It is now Thursday, the day before Friday, which is the day my English paper is due. How much of my English paper is done, you ask?

ALL OF IT!

No, just kidding, I thought that maybe you would've expected me to say that none of it is done, so I tried to trick you.

Nope, none of it is done. I think it's because I do my best work under pressure. No, that's obviously just an excuse to shrug off the fact that I am extremely procrastinatory. And I think the kicker is that my procrastination really only applies to school work. I mean, I have written well over one thousand words on this blog in the last two weeks since the paper was assigned, so why couldn't I get that done for school? Silliness, if you ask me. Pure silliness. Unadulterated silliness. It's funny, because I never get worried about papers, I always know I will get them done and get a decent mark on them, and I think that's why I don't bother to try harder. I know that no matter what I do, I can always come back and get a good, passing grade on it without having to put in the effort to change the way I do homework.

Writing about this has brought up a realization. School work isn't the only area of my life in which this vicious cycle takes place. By now it should be pretty obvious to you where I am going with this, but honestly, it wasn't my original intention. But, seriously, think about it: The same way I realize that I don't have to do real work and don't have to really sacrifice anything and still come back and get a solid mark is quite akin to my spiritual life. I always say that I am going to shape up and start putting in an effort to do things the way I know I should be doing them, but then when I hit the due date, I just come before God and take his grace for granted over and over again, just as I take my natural brains for granted. Suck.

Well, uhh, good realizations. What now?

Daytona.