How Come I'm Not a Scrivener?

So today I have to read a short story entitled "Bartleby: The Scrivener". Sounds awesome.

In other more better news, I watched 'UHF' for the first time in the history of my life today. All I can say is that I have told those guys so many times not to call chicks 'broads'. Oh, and Mr. Yankovic certainly lives up to the billing his name gives.

Go with God,

Daytona?