Ohh, the joy of Tylenol 3!
The oral surgery went well. I find myself with 4 bloody holes, 4 fewer teeth and a bunch of annoying stitches in my gums. What a lovely experience that was. I think my favorite part of the whole ordeal was when the anesthesiologist said, "You have a good sleep, OK?" To which I very drowsily replied, "Sounds like a plan, Stan..." I think that job is one of those jobs with limitless potential for fun. Imagine being the only person in the room when someone who has just gone under for surgery wakes up. Think of the tricks you could play!
"Good morning, Phil. The year is 2024 and I am your husband. How would you like your eggs this morning?"
"Hey, your wife's here, you wanna see her? What's that? You're not married? Try telling her that."
"You have been in a coma for 34 years."
"You're out Neo, welcome to the real world."
"Salut, comment ca va?"
Hoooo boy, that would be a blast. For that coma one you could put a wig on them and give them a big beard to make it seem like they have been asleep for that long. It would be hilarious, and they would totally fall for it. You are never in the right state of mind after coming out of those anesthetics. I would've believed anything the ladies told me.
That may very well be my ultimate dream. To be a jerk anesthesiologist.
Anyway, yeah, I'm feeling a little light-headed these days, laying around on drugs and all, and fortunately my face has remained fairly normal size. So that's good news.
Lucky for me, I have had some great material to watch over the past couple of days. Let's see, I watched "The Sting", "SNL: The Best of Christopher Walken", "SNL: The Best of Will Ferrell Volume 2", and Canada win the World Cup. All in all, a pretty good lineup. And I must say, Christopher Walken - pure gold. Will Ferrell Re-deux - pure gold. And for the uneducated riff-raff out there, The Sting is an amazing movie starring Robert Redford and Paul Newman that I recommend to all. It's about a young con-artist who goes in on a huge con with an old pro who gave up the game. Intense action, edge of your seat thrills, absence of good-looking women, and some cool cons make this a picture show worth viewing again and again.
Feelin' fine after evicting 4 mouth-dwellers,
Daytona Splendor.
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